askaskask.   pun enthusiast. red lipstick wearer. makeup artist and beauty therapist.

twitter.com/katedollface:

    powerofvoodoo:

    geektoriassecret:

    thatdisneylover:

    HOW IS THIS SUCH BEAUTIFUL QUALITY?

    CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT THIS IS ACTUALLY JOLIE’S DAUGHTER PLAYING YOUNG AURORA AND HOW TALENTED THIS WOMAN IS TO ACT OUT NOT WANTING TO HOLD AND CUDDLE HER OWN LITTLE WOMB NUGGET LIKE GOTDAMN WOMAN YOU GOOD.

    WOMB NUGGET

    (Source: maleficent2014, via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

    — 1 day ago with 98528 notes

    lamapalooza:

    this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING!

    (Source: lamapalooza, via communistbakery)

    — 1 day ago with 297986 notes
    "sometimes you need to burn bridges to stop yourself from crossing them again."
    l. gabriel (via shaelii)

    (Source: abluesforbrklyn, via adrenaline)

    — 1 day ago with 148371 notes
    dekutree-official:

twirlingtroye:

sneak peak at Iggy Azalea’s new video

how dare you compare teen pop sensation britney britney to her you uncultured swine

    dekutree-official:

    twirlingtroye:

    sneak peak at Iggy Azalea’s new video

    how dare you compare teen pop sensation britney britney to her you uncultured swine

    (via thegirlwithgoldeyes)

    — 1 day ago with 32602 notes

    enemaroberts:

    oknope:

    the only boys i need in my life:

    • michael (kors)
    • christian (dior/louboutin)
    • jimmy (choo)
    • louis (vuitton)
    • tommy (hilfiger)
    • yves (saint-laurent)
    • giorgio (armani)
    • louis-francois (cartier)

    the only boys yall can afford

    (good)will 

    (via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

    — 1 day ago with 85784 notes

    ging-ler:

    thedizbizz:

    So I showed Frozen to my boyfriend and I decided to share the brilliant commentary he made during the movie…

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    This is probably going to be my Brother-in-law right here oh my god

    (via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

    — 1 day ago with 351873 notes

    communistbakery:

    bored with the music industry, Dr. Dre moves on to gardening and launches a company called Beets by Dre

    (Source: communistbakery, via communistbakery)

    — 1 day ago with 21085 notes

    didihearthereadyset:

    didihearthereadyset:

    didihearthereadyset:

    didihearthereadyset:

    I have a really hot waiter.

    Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
    IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

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    wanna know what these all say?

    "suck his dick"

    (Source: racingbarakarts, via communistbakery)

    — 1 day ago with 506401 notes
    mommy-and-puppy-princess:

thegoodthebadthetia:

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

Lmaooo

I’m dying!!!!

    mommy-and-puppy-princess:

    thegoodthebadthetia:

    quadguyin-china:

    salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

    liteskint:

    gigaguess:

    Oh.

    My.

    God.

    B Y E

    Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

    She is so satisfied with that joke.

    Lmaooo

    I’m dying!!!!

    (Source: acidocasualidad, via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

    — 1 day ago with 75213 notes

    lamapalooza:

    *sniffs air*
    who unfollowed me

    (Source: lamapalooza, via d0nn0)

    — 1 day ago with 103417 notes