askaskask.   pun enthusiast. red lipstick wearer. makeup artist and beauty therapist.

twitter.com/katedollface:

    parents:you need to go out more
    parents:you need to exercise more
    parents:YOU'RE GOING OUT FOR A WALK??? YOU?????
    parents:HAHAHA WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU???
    parents:why are you getting angry
    — 2 days ago with 252165 notes

    ostracizedpoodle:

    After I watch a scary movie I listen to music because no one’s going to die while nicki minaj is playing

    (via heyfunniest)

    — 2 days ago with 3086 notes

    didney-worl-no-uta:

    The life of Gordon Ramsay isn’t an easy one

    (via heyfunniest)

    — 2 days ago with 44130 notes

    ashazzminscreed:

    omfgcate:

    dqdbpb:

    we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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    #ITS GONNA BE MAY

    HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?

    (via heyfunniest)

    — 2 days ago with 295156 notes

    obsessedwiththeroyals:

    George throwing a bitch to the floor

    (via heyfunniest)

    — 2 days ago with 149821 notes

    catsbeaversandducks:

    Meerkats make the best photographer’s assistants EVER.

    Via BuzzFeed

    (via pizza)

    — 2 days ago with 240371 notes
    orionshuntingdog:

unclefather:

gifcraft:

Going to School

Goodbye 

think of all the people who scrolled away

    orionshuntingdog:

    unclefather:

    gifcraft:

    Going to School

    Goodbye 

    think of all the people who scrolled away

    (Source: dovga.com, via d0nn0)

    — 2 days ago with 224595 notes